Luckily my reception swooped in with hand fulls of paper towels and picked up the big piles like a D-back picking up a fumble and taking for a touchdown, and by touchdown I mean back door to the dumpster. So long story longer the police and EMT took this guy out and to top it all off he whispers as he walking by me "sorry for causing all this trouble." I think the least he could have done was stay and help clean up his **** but he left never to be heard from again. I never even got a thank you card or a fruit basket or anything saying sorry I **** in your salon. People have no f***ing etiquette anymore. But in his defense I don't think Hallmark makes a card for that. Anyway I will leave you with what the bathroom looked like after he left. Picture monkeys mud wrestling, in poop.......... and a little blood.

Anyone else have a work story to top it? If so I must hear it but until then I win on the "bad day at work" thing for a while so smile and shut up your day could be worse.

***** Post edited by BTC, please no profanity on the boards.  Thank you Cindy

where is part 1?

OMG!

part 1 is on the list at this link

http://www.behindthechair.com/forum/listthreads.aspx?TID=142

Elizabeth,  can you have the technical people put part one of this story with part 2 please? thanks.

This is unbelievable........ That poor man. Poor helnick! I'm so sorry but I AM SOOOOO GLAD THIS WAS NOT ME!!! So if any one thinks they've had a bad day is right....YOU WIN! there were no trophies in the silly picture area of the smiley board...so have a draft instead. I figured that you probably did not have an appetite for the  pizza slice.

He's probably sooo mortified that he can't even contact you or remind you of this by sending you flowers...I'd send him flowers!

I had an old man do some "monkey mud wrestling" in my bathroom as well LOL He didn't leave a trail through the the salon on his way in though. His wife was a new customer to us and she was being a rightous b*tch I must say! We had a nice full place on a Saturday and she was a lady that was in her late 60's and she screamed at top volume at my experienced shampoo girl " I think it's f*cking ridiculous that you can't wash my hair without getting water in my ears!!!" I went back and got her cotton for her ears and when I later asked what was up with that  my girl told me that she kept lifting her head right up out of the basin whenever she got near her hairline and saying "don't wash my makeup off!!!" and that was when her ears would get wet. Well I was a good 45 min. into trying to get through a haircut with this lovely when her hubby comes wandering in asking to use the bathroom.  My assistant shows him the way, and an hour later he leaves and she's not far behind complaining the whole way.  The the salon fills up with this awful smell!!! My assistant comes frantically waving me toward the bathroom, monkeys mud wrestling INDEED!!!!!   And to top it all off this B*TCH comes back an hour later to complain that she thinks we overcharged her!!!!!

I almost forgot the best part she called two weeks later to try and book an appointment with me, LOL!!! 

hey pammy

maybe you could send her the bill for the clean up on aisle two..... is it me or are people getting weirder all the time?  ruder, less intelligent, no respect, no common sense...ad nauseum.